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Damn Strong Tarps

I love this hand-painted ad for Bhadra Tarps. You know they’re tough if even this mustached hunk can’t rip them!

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(Then compare to their rather lackluster website. Oh….)

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More MaxiPad Fun, with UnSticky Stickers

Hannah took us deep into the bowels of City Market, a mad maze of alleyways crammed tight with shops stacked atop one another. Porters and motorbikes race past, honking endlessly and piled unrealistically high with samples. Cows tread through it all, slathered in shit and chomping slowly on four-foot piles of trash. It’s terrifying, dirty, and absolutely amazing.

The trip had one singular purchase: the sticker shop. It’s not a shop — more of a hallway in the basement down an alley then down a smaller alley and then down a really frighteningly tiny alley. You take off your shoes before you enter the alley. And they’re not really stickers, either. They’re printed on the back of re-used sanitary napkin peels, and have to be pasted on with Elmer’s. But boy are they awesome.

For example, what better to print on MaxiPad peels than “Our Dams”?

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Sidewalk ad for Adira’s Period Panty

Not sure what I loved most about this banner we passed in a Bangalore market: the complete unexpectedness of it, or the incredibly bad photoshopping of two different women.

Anyhow, I’m going for the hipster style.

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Moping Cloths, For the Emo in You

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North Korean Stamps

Two different directions.

(I think these were sent to me by the awesome David & Michelle F, who we met in a tepid Pyongyang BBQ joint.)

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Quick Aside on Smoking in China

China just looooooves its smokes.

Convenience stores sell them, grocery stores, supermarkets — and yet STILL you’ll still find dedicated tobacco stores on just about every corner.

Notice how Little Miss Flowers & Fruits squeezes into a tiny nook, while Mr Brand Name Cigarettes sprawls out double-wide. Yep, there’s money in smokes!

Need bridal makeup? Forget that crap! These guys offer SMOKING makeup!

Erenhot even has a Tobacco Hotel.

But every now and then, someone in China decides smoking is bad. And they put up something like this.

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Great Hillbilly Roadside Puppets from Sri Lanka

These Sri Lankan puppets, a tradition of the coastal village of Ambalangoda, embarrassingly look more like my Kentucky and Carolina kin than anything else.

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Black Friday Special: Four Products You Shouldn’t Live Without

Trauma Relieving Spray

Krack

Clit

A Free Shart

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Why India is Set to Succeed

They even name their fast food restaurants after doctoral degrees.

Now that’s awesome.

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What it takes to be a security guard in BKK…

Spotted earlier this week by reader Laurie London. (Thanks!)

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Fantastic Hot Dog Advertising

I can’t imagine a stranger way to advertise a hot dog, really.

As seen in Ulan Bator, the Mongolian capital.

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Plants vs Zombies, The Chinese Knockoff Toys

Zombies — along with time-travel — are banned in China. (So don’t watch my Beijing zombie music video, Zombie Girl. Or buy a bootleg copy of my movie, Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.) But that doesn’t stop Plants vs Zombies from becoming China’s favorite videogame. You hear the theme song on the radio, you see cut-outs in grocery stores, dolls are for sale on every corner. It’s easy to pretend you’re planting biennials to slay the oncoming zombie horde. Well, there’s also a thriving Beijing sidewalk trade in cheap knockoff toys! And they’re incredible.

At 1/2元 each, about 7 cents, these rubber flora and bloodthirsty hellknights bring all the fun of the videogame to tabletop life. Missing an iPhone? Try these.

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Egg Tart Wrist Wrest

Found in Plaza Singapura Mall.

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