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Disgusting Chinglish from a Tasty Buffet

Not that many nights ago, WooLand and I were thrilled to be invited to one of the great linguistic banquets of the season. Government ministers, foreign diplomats, prominent magazine editors — it was a real who’s who of language and culture. And then we saw what was for dinner… Oh, boy… Clearly, if the linguists can’t even get this right, chinglish has nothing to worry about.

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Non-beach Things from Beijing’s Fake Beach

They’re strict about this….

They were out of this….

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No Nearing, No Spanning, No Spitting Please

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“Watch Out!” 13 Unique Ways to Say Be Careful

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Cute Subway Sign

I thought this was so endearing….

“Please take care oldster and child” on the Beijing subway escalators.

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16 Awesome Menu Items

A sampling from the menus we’ve seen in the last year….

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Now that’s just rude…

(At the Beijing Zoo.)
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The 100th Post? Miss Puke Massage, of course.

Could we resist? Central Bangkok.

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Hungry for a Kaka Burger

I’m so sad this Taiyuan fast food joint was closed for Chinese New Year…  I really, honestly craved a burger.  And a Kaka Burger?  Oh that would have hit the spot!

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Hope you get buckets of mruk this year!

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Where the Real Work Gets Done

From our publishers’ expert rumpus room offices in southern Beijing.
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Ecologically Aware

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Friendly Tips from a Beijing Toilet

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Choose Life!


Found in Tianjin’s Painting and Calligraphy Village, near Gulou. Eagle eyes courtesy of Michelle.

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Rules Posted outside Tianjin’s Catholic Church


I think my favorites are “No love” and “Do not destroy everything.”

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