Category Archives: Lost in Translation

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Pee on the Move?

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Lost in Translation, Sweet Movies and Wild Books

Metropolis finally finds the right marketing campaign…

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As currently promoted and sold, of course, in India.

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Copyright Carelessness, Lost in Translation

Lady Di’s Forgotten Career?

Found in a Yangon, Myanmar sidewalk bookstall.

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Two Girls, One Cup, Two Feeling

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Sorry, the Two Girls One Cup video isn't here. But there's plenty of stomach-churning awesomeness here! Something about this Burmese billboard made me feel a little queasy...

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Some of the lost tribes?

(Nice headline, Mike S.)

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Extraordinary Eats, Lost in Translation

Tastes Like Chicken

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Since moving to India, we've seen a lot of Julie. And this is what Julie saw offered in Koramangala today.

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Truth in Advertising

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I guess they were out of the Just Okays.

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Uighur Poetry

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Local Xinjiang menu doubles as undiscovered Situationist/Dada manifesto... All seen at 都市同心阁 (also known as "Concentric Urban Court" or "One-Hearted City Pavilion"), Gongti Beilu. Avoid the dodgy 串。

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Strange Warnings Posted Outside a Beijing Toilet

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He was desperate to cover all his bases. Or maybe this was just a really twisted shitter.

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A Sweet Series of Chinglishy Gift Fails

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Christmas wrapping paper always works well. Especially for Papa Pickles' belated birthday present... But the wrapping paper turned out to be a little more generic than we'd expected. And the greeting card, which Woo bought in Bangalore, turned out to have a rather unexpected adhesive. That's right, as in the maxi pads. At least we didn't have to ...

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AO Events, Extraordinary Eats, Lost in Translation

Sheep Placenta AIDS Soup

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Sure, every restaurant may have a maggot-filled dish called Insect Story, and what's a Chinese restaurant without a Jacopetti-inspired Monkey Head offering (even if it is just a bowl of fried mushrooms). I don't know, however, of a single other Beijing restaurant that boasts acquired immune deficiency syndrome sheep placenta soup. That's right: AIDS soup, the most ...

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Extraordinary Eats, Lost in Translation

Trust Me, They’re Better That Way

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Random Bits of Chinglish

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Extraordinary Eats, Lost in Translation

Not Just Pork Balls, But…

Dim sum offering, a few days back.

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A Good Sign

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Consumerism, Lost in Translation

Black Friday Special: Four Products You Shouldn’t Live Without

Trauma Relieving Spray Krack Clit A Free Shart

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A Slightly Unfortunate Sign Mishap

Seen at Xian's Hong Kong Star Restaurant. Or ratS tnaruatseR, as it is.

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Worse Than Roofies

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Historical Wonders, Lost in Translation, Sweet Movies and Wild Books

Cute Little Cultural Revolution “Learn Chinese” Booklet

The cultural revolution-era "Learning English" book blew my mind, but when I stumbled on this little "Learn Chinese" booklet the other day, I was touched. It represented such a different side of the Cultural Revolution. Instead of war/hate/fear of the "Learn English" book, this one radiates with the hope, promise, and togetherness that ...

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Another Mind-Blowingly Incredible Menu

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After the insane Cultural Revolution restaurant menu, I didn't think I'd ever be impressed by mistranslated food titles again. Boy, was I wrong. Below are some of my new favorite dishes from our local duck restaurant. One dish wasn't mistranslated at all. And it's my favorite... spicy, awesome, and a weird unexpected ...

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Pages from an Amazing English Textbook

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Back in the cultural revolution, China was in turmoil. Almost anything could get you in trouble. Han Xin, a blacklisted artist, told me that painting the sun the wrong shade of red would mean jail time. Absolutely everything had to be in unquestionable service to Mao and a Maoist China. The only plays were ...

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Possibly the Best Menu of All Time

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Beijing's Cultural Revolution Restaurant has one of the most bizarre stage shows (video here) and some entirely inappropriate fashion statements, too, but it also has one of the worst best menus I've yet seen. Here are some of my favorite dishes... Classic, eh?

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Lost in Translation, Strange Tourism

On Being Chinese-looking in China

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Waldo in China sketch from Deep Thinkings I'm having a conversation (albeit one-sided) with the neighbor about a leak in our ceiling, with the cab driver about the reasons for the traffic, to the butcher about the right cut of meat. In every case, I nod my head, "uh-huh, uh-huh," hoping that I will glean something ...

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That’s just rubbish….

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Sign from a Beijing Supermarket

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We haven't seen this Jingkelong supermarket sign ourselves, but reader Randi sent it in, adding, "Apparently, their marketing strategy is to appeal to customers at two different ends of the spectrum -- or maybe this is a brilliant plan to encourage people with a bad habit to try to offset its effects." Classic. ...

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Disgusting Chinglish from a Tasty Buffet

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Not that many nights ago, WooLand and I were thrilled to be invited to one of the great linguistic banquets of the season. Government ministers, foreign diplomats, prominent magazine editors -- it was a real who's who of language and culture. And then we saw what was for dinner... Oh, boy... ...

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Lost in Translation

Non-beach Things from Beijing’s Fake Beach

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They're strict about this.... They were out of this.... We didn't understand this.... This was the only way out.... All this, and more, at Crab Island.

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More Signs

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“Watch Out!” 13 Unique Ways to Say 小心

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Cute Subway Sign

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I thought this was so endearing...."Please take care oldster and child" on the Beijing subway escalators.

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16 Awesome Menu Items

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A sampling from the menus we've seen in the last year....And, for Woo...

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Now that’s just rude…

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(At the Beijing Zoo.)

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The 100th Post? Miss Puke Massage, of course.

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Could we resist?  Central Bangkok.

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Learn How to Speak North Korean

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On our recent trip to Pyongyang, we picked up this incredible guide to speaking Korean -- clearly with a northern bent.  While the first half is filled with standard small-talk favorites ("How do you do!", "I'm awfully sorry," "It really is heroic," and "It is Juche-oriented"), about halfway through, it gives up any sense of ...

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Hungry for a Kaka Burger

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I'm so sad this Taiyuan fast food joint was closed for Chinese New Year...  I really, honestly craved a burger.  And a Kaka Burger?  Oh that would have hit the spot!

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