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Animal Stuffing

The Chinese Taxidermy Diaries: The Last Few Days

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The taxidermy school days ended as they began: just plain weird. On day seven, Teacher Liu defrosted four squirrels, patchy black and white rodents frozen together in a block of ice.  They looked a little like they were caught spooning in an ice storm.  But as they defrosted, and we worked on them, their hair fell ...

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Animal Stuffing

The Chinese Taxidermy Diaries: The First Day

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"Was he killed?" asked Xiao Li, as he was carefully slicing around the ear, trying to get at the tendon inside. "No," said Teacher Liu.  "He just died a few days ago." "Died of what?" "I don't know.  Don't ask me." "He must have died of something." "He just died.  He was old.  Really old." "Was he a pet?" "Yes.  But he's ...

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Animal Stuffing

The Chinese Taxidermy Diaries: Day Three

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Day One started with flaying a dog, and Day Two started with flaying a baby dog. So when day three started with Teacher Liu saying, over breakfast, "I think you'll do a sheep's head today," I cheered with glee. I almost spilled my bowl of fresh soy milk & nescafe. Little did I realize, ...

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Animal Stuffing

The Chinese Taxidermy Diaries: The Second Day

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That first day was a trial. We'd flayed a dog's legs, and worked the bones from the feet.  But that was nothing compared to the second. "We've got two squirrels for you this morning," Teacher Liu said at breakfast.  I was thrilled -- a squirrel sounded like something I could do all of, myself.  But when ...

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Animal Stuffing

The Chinese Taxidermy Diaries: Day Seven

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I finished my first animal!!!"Mommy, why can't I go outside and play?"

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The Chinese Taxidermy Diaries: Days Four to Six

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Mr Zhou's a generous man.  He loves to hand out smokes.  As Michelle and I were working on our sheep heads, he shoved pre-lit cigarettes in our mouths.  "Smoke," he insisted, in his thick northern accent, then pounded from the room.  There we were: fags in mouths, scalpels in hands, like real professionals.  Later, I ...

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Easter at a Chinese Taxidermy School

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Animal Stuffing, Our Weird Projects, Shameless Promotion

CityWeekend Covers AO’s Taxidermy Efforts

Yesterday morning, I exploded with glee when I realized our Pyongyang Too book had been covered in the wonderful Drawn & Quarterly -- a whopping year ago! Now if that wasn't good enough, yesterday was also the release of the new issue of CityWeekend magazine, their back page a very fun article devoted to WooLand, me, ...

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Animal Stuffing

Off to Taxidermy School

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Woo and I have long shared a love of stuffed animals, so it's time to make it true. This morning, we're driving off to Songzhuang Artists Village with two lads from Harbin for a 10-day taxidermist training workshop. A couple of Woo's preview snaps, from our visit last weekend. I just hope my stomach ...

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Sweet Movies and Wild Books

Prosthetic Noses, Red Wigs, and Whiteface… American Characters in Chinese Films

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Hollywood's never been too subtle when it comes to Asia. Mickey Rooney, yellow-skinned, buck-toothed and slanty-eyed, howling "Horry Gorightry!!!" down the staircase yet again. Warner Oland, carefully quoting his ancient proverbs before smacking Number Two Son yet again. And what was that Long Duck Dong quote? Oh yes, of course, "No more yankie my ...

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Historical Wonders

Classic Chinese Torture Methods (and their cute names)

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From the strange reign of Empress Wu Zetian (690-705): "Inviting the Gentleman into the Jug" - Place the victim in a large vat, and heat it to roasting temperature with fires around its base. "The Phoenix Suns Her Wings" - Hang the prisoner by his arms and legs from a beam, and spin him. "The Fairy Maid Presents ...

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Offbeat Museums, Sweet Movies and Wild Books

Fascinating Old Handbook for Chinese Heading Overseas

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In Chinese, hello is 你好。 What? Can't read characters? Just say knee-how (or nǐhǎo1, nixao2 or niihao3). What about the reverse, though? How do Chinese learn English if they can't read Latin alphabets? Can you use characters, instead? Can "Hello" be written as 河罗 (héluō4). Can "Who is he?" be spelled out as "夫,衣寺,希" (fu ...

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Sweet Movies and Wild Books

The Goriest, Raunchiest Chinese Classic of All Time

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"Have you ever heard of Leonard Cohen?" Sidney shouts. He's trying to be heard over the album that's blasting through his hutong apartment. "Someone gave me this CD. It's great for doing taichi!" Sidney Shapiro's 90-something years old. He moved to Shanghai looking for a job in 1947. And he's lived in ...

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Lost in Translation, Strange Tourism

On Being Chinese-looking in China

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Waldo in China sketch from Deep Thinkings I'm having a conversation (albeit one-sided) with the neighbor about a leak in our ceiling, with the cab driver about the reasons for the traffic, to the butcher about the right cut of meat. In every case, I nod my head, "uh-huh, uh-huh," hoping that I will glean something ...

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Somewhat Perverted, Strange Tourism

A Postcard from Erenhot

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Two small dogs are attacking a homeless man, while I'm nursing my lingering fever with sidewalk kebabs and a bottle of Yanjing beer. One of them bites at his ankle, and he hobbles away, cursing while diners beside me laugh, and the wind picks up again. I shield my face from the sand. This ...

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Extraordinary Eats

The Great Chinese Chip Taste-Off

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Lobster and Cheese! Melon! Lemon Tea! Chinese potato chips enter a mad world of flavors... but are they any good? I invited over a dozen wary friends, and put these crisps-of-amazement to the AsiaObscura taste test... Oishi Melon Flavor Corn Curls Baked, not fried! 14 minerals and vitamins! 0g ...

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Offbeat Museums

The Chinese Businessman Museum

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With only ten days left in Beijing, I'm realizing how many things I've left undone. The Summer Palace... Fragrant Hills... the Chinese Businessman Museum! It's ugly, so you might not notice it. It's in Sihui, so it's hell to reach. It's expensive, so who wants to enter. And it's also a lie. The museum ...

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Offbeat Museums

Incredible Chinese Stamp Museum (first of two)

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I'm not a stamp geek.  My dad is, my nephew is... but to be perfectly honest, I had some low expectations for the Beijing Stamp Museum.  Even with free admission, four floors, over one million stamps, and "for rent" magnifying glasses, Michelle and I were the only visitors. But I have to admit, this museum is ...

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AO Events

The World of Chinese Movie Night: Women Basketball Player No. 5 (女篮5号)

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This Tuesday night is gonna be an exciting one at Jianghu -- join us (The World of Chinese, that is!) as we welcome freezing January with Woman Basketball Player No. 5 (女篮五号), a fantastically warming 1957 sports adventure, directed by the legendary Xie Jin. It's got girls, rivalry, action, basketball, crushes, and even accordion singalongs. ...

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Historical Wonders, Lost in Translation, Sweet Movies and Wild Books

Cute Little Cultural Revolution “Learn Chinese” Booklet

The cultural revolution-era "Learning English" book blew my mind, but when I stumbled on this little "Learn Chinese" booklet the other day, I was touched. It represented such a different side of the Cultural Revolution. Instead of war/hate/fear of the "Learn English" book, this one radiates with the hope, promise, and togetherness that ...

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Mystery, Intrigue, Trans-Siberian Express

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To get from Beijing to Mongolia, you have a few choices.  A flight takes just over an hour.  The Trans-Siberian Express, meanwhile, offers a rugged thirty-hour ride through cities, towns, barren landscapes, desert, and finally the capital of Chingghis Khan.It's a famously hard ride.  I pictured drunk Russians and fiery Mongols and live chickens and ...

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Extraordinary Eats

Two Chinese Beers The World Could Live Without

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Sitting in the back of my fridge, I just found a pair of abominations: lemon juice beer and pineapple flavor beer. Where they came from, god only knows. But it was time to get rid of them. Brewed in Beijing -- out in the chic and rural Shunyi, in fact -- the Yanjing-brand lemon ...

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Extraordinary Eats, Strange Medicine

Why Chinese People Eat Snake as Medicine

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Every time I pass by one of those classic Chinese pharmacies, I can't help but stop.  You've seen them -- the deer antlers and sea cucumbers sold in gift boxes; the dusty owls perched above the counter; the ants, sea horses, and snakes in cabinets.  You can't help but wonder...  at least, I can't...  why ...

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Offbeat Museums, Theme Parks

Chinese Freak Shows: An Age-Old New Years Tradition

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Two-headed ladies! Ladies with tails! Big-headed ladies and snake-eating ladies and elephants, too! All this, for only 75 cents! Every year, for Chinese New Year, these tents appear across the country. This one was in rural Shanxi Province. Outside, an old lady counted her renminbi in the cold. ...

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Strange Tourism, Theme Parks

Small Children Feeding Live Animals to Tigers in a Chinese Zoo

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In northern China there's a tiger park. Like so many things in China, it's nothing like you might expect. To start with, there's a menu at the gate. These aren't animals to take home and domesticate. They're fodder. Victims to be released on your tour. "Let's get a cow," I said. Michelle just ...

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Historical Wonders, Offbeat Museums

Gorgeous Old Chinese Studio Photos

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One of my favorite things about old Chinese studio photos is the props and backgrounds -- they're positively delicious!  I found these three hanging in a rundown Pingyao museum (although M has an incredible collection -- which she refuses to let me post here.  For the time being!) The drape backgrounds are about my favorite thing... ...

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AO Events

The World of Chinese Movie Night: Cow (斗牛)

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Chinese movie night at Jianghu Jiuba continues this week with last year's incredible Cow (斗牛, Dou Niu), an hilarious black comedy set in the mountains of Shandong. It's the simple and possibly true story of a poor peasant boy, a snarky dead girl, and a monstrously large overseas cow.  "Brilliant!... A tour-de-force..." VarietyWinner, Best Actor ...

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Historical Wonders, Holy Curiosities, The Occult

Keep the Evil Away For Chinese New Year

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In Zhangbi, an ancient Shanxi village surrounded by sprawling factories, we just discovered the perfect antidote for bad ghosts...  and it's....   Apparently, cypress! I'm not sure how prevalent this is across China, but every old Zhangbi door had a sprig of cypress shoved into it.  "避邪," explained the guide Lucy, who had no idea how to explain ...

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Somewhat Perverted, Strange Medicine

Why Chinese People Eat Deer Penis

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Every time I pass by one of those classic Chinese pharmacies, I can't help but stop and wonder... why on earth would someone eat this madness? A few months ago, I decided to find out. This is part three in the "Strange TCM" series, which I started with "eating snake for healthier skin" and "eating ...

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Our Weird Projects

Vodka Bottles Taxidermied Into Mice

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Now that we have our Chinese taxidermy certificates, Woo and I needed to get stuffing.A woman in Qingdao, after hours of discussions, agreed to send a friend to Beijing with a box of frozen rats.  He took the all-night bus, and showed up with a dripping styrofoam box.  "I got confused, and lost, and they ...

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Sweet Movies and Wild Books

China’s first sci-fi movie: Death Ray on Coral Island (1980)

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Sci-fi books?  China's got tons of those. But when it comes to sci-fi movies, China's really falling behind.  One that really did impress me, though, was the very first to be produced in China: 1980's gorgeous, fun, and campy "Death Ray on Coral Island" (珊瑚岛上的死光). In "Death Ray," a good-hearted team of Chinese scientists, based in what ...

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Extraordinary Eats

Dismember Live Seafood in a Chinese Restaurant

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How could you pass this by? That's advertising, all right! Unlike I Dismember Mama, that old grindhouse yawner, this Guangzhou 海鲜 palace was as gory as promised. I only wish they'd handed out barf bags like the movie theaters did. This time, they would have actually been useful! Like any number of ...

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Consumerism, Copyright Carelessness

Plants vs Zombies, The Chinese Knockoff Toys

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Zombies -- along with time-travel -- are banned in China. (So don't watch my Beijing zombie music video, Zombie Girl. Or buy a bootleg copy of my movie, Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.) But that doesn't stop Plants vs Zombies from becoming China's favorite videogame. You hear the theme song ...

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Extraordinary Eats

Chinese Giant Salamander – a tasty treat!

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Pickles Sr, my China-based pa, recently stumbled across this classic headline in the CAAC Inflight Magazine. The CAAC, of course, is the government organ that's tasked with enforcing "the unified supervision and regulation on the civil aviation activities of the whole country." Glad that they're promoting such tasty treats! Now if only ...

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AO Events

The World of Chinese Movie Night: Scenes of City Life

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In the last few weeks, we've brought you 1950s girl basketball melodramas, 1940s street urchin black comedies, and saucy 1920s road worker flicks. This week, though, we've got something entirely different: a fantastic pre-liberation pre-code comedy!"SCENES OF CITY LIFE" (都市风光)FREE! This Tuesday, Jan 25th at 7pm7 Dongmianhua Hutong, Beijing江湖酒吧, 北京交道口南大街东棉花胡同7号6401-4611 / ...

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